I was hoping, hoping that the omelete, hash browns, pancakes, biscuit with gravy, turkey sausage, and the tall glass of cold OJ came fast. Sitting in the raggedy booths of 26 hour Diner, I scrutinize the dull grey sky and the quickly falling drops of rain. At 8:00, 35 minutes after I order my food, im about ready to rip the hair out of my head and foam at the mouth. SO HUNGRY! Finally, the crabby waitress that reeks of cigarettes plops my steaming plates on the table.
"Hey, by any chance do you know how to speak any arabic?"
"Seriously?"
I dig in. It was worth a shot right?
My boss is my next victim. Sure enough, she knew what my creepy clown quote meant!
"Live your life to the fullest little spirit, or death will find you quickly."
"Well, thats sorta bizaare."
"Your tellin me, kid."
I try and finish all my work at Blat it Tat, because there's a drag queen show tonight!!! Unfortunately, its being held in Queen's Palace. At least, there will be some type of entertainment tonight though. Last week, i went bowling. Bowling. REALLY? I wanted someone to just shoot me. ITS SOO LAME! I was feeling pretty pathetic for being at Garret's Lanes. So, i had to cheer myself up with some donuts after that.STRIKE!
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